DO YOU WANNA GO TO HEAVEN?

WELCOME TO OUR HUMBLE CHURCH.

Spreading the gospel through their unique brand of Reptilian Power Violence, Saint Anthony and The Snake People have been sent down from Heaven on a holy mission to make all politicians, pedophiles, and police officers suffer slowly…

Our main mission statement, though, is to bring people together. We aim to create a safe space for fans and freaks of all genders, sexualities, races, etc.

UPCOMING SERMONS

UPCOMING SERMONS

WITNESSED A MIRACLE?

Our church always welcomes any documentation of its miracles. Attended a show, service, or mass and got badass pics/vids? Please consider sharing them with us!